Welcome to the wonderful world of saint obnoxious!
saint obnoxious is a bungling, but well-intentioned, beer drinking calligrapher and aspiring beer T-shirt magnate with a great sense of humor who tries to use his creativity to put a smile on your face. Whew! Enjoy innocent and sometimes naïve quotes,* original and those of others. Sit back, have a laugh and don't take any of my beer T-shirts, baseball caps or thongs too seriously. Anyone offended by any of my products should take the time to calmly sit down and have a nice big glass of Kool-Aid.
*It isn't easy being a 16th century beer monk in a 21st century world, okay?
Where I'll Be
Sommerfest Car Show July 15, 2018, 10 am to 5 pm., Reading Liederkranz, 143 Spook Lane, Reading, PA
Hops, Vines and Wines 2018 July 21, 2018, 2 to 6 pm., Downtown Selinsgrove, PA
Billtown Brewfest July 28, 2018, noon to 3 pm. and 4 to 7 pm., Pine Square Courtyard, Williamsport, PA
Gettysburg Brew Fest 2018 August 18, 2018, 3:30 to 7 pm., Seminary Ridge, Gettysburg, PA
Brews on Lake Augusta September 22, 2018, 1 to 5 pm., Sunbury, PA
2018 Carbon County Oktoberfest at Blue Mountain Resort September 29 and 30, 2018 at Blue Mountain Resort, Palmerton, PA
Reading Liederkranz Oktoberfest October 3 through October 7, 2018 at Reading Liederkranz, Spook Lane, Reading, PA
Autos & Ales November 2, 2018, AACA Museum, Herhey, PA
Visit saint obnoxious on Facebook Please drop by and read about Obbie's many facets: his beguiling beer bottle cap vest, calligraphy on offer as well as instruction, his doo-wop a cappella group Gerry & the Attrics, old English pubs, pubbing on the train, yada yada .... all fun stuff. (and unfortunately, true!)
Obbie's Grand Cru is back! Appalachian Brewing Company in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania re-released Obbie's Grand Cru on May 7, 2018. The new version of this Belgian strong ale is made with cherries and pomegranates.
Rails to Ales! That's right, have a couple pints of Pennsylvania's crafted beers and let the crew at Amtrak get you back to the Capital City, safe and sound. Train excursions to Mount Joy, Lancaster or Downingtown with saint obnoxious are scheduled throughout the year. Please call or email us for departure times. All trains leave from Harrisburg's Victorian station.
saint obnoxious Beer T-Shirts have sold extremely well at beer festivals for a number of years now. If you are thinking of selling our beer gear, please email us or call (717) 232-9020. Customizing any shirt to meet your specific needs shouldn't present a problem. We will make it easy for you --- only a two dozen minimum required.
Any order of $100 or five tees receives a free beer T-Shirt of YOUR choice, compliments of saint obnoxious (max. $22 value). Please list 1st, 2nd and 3rd choices.
Dark Gray on Pistachio Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
"REAL WOMEN always drink craft beer." This colorful beer T-Shirt is offered in Pistachio, ladies' cut (SO93). Large measures 40" across the chest.
Red and White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Commemorating Stone Brewing Company's Arrogant Bastard Ale, this tee is always a big hit at beer events. And sure enough, if you drink enough of this very serious ale you could become an arrogant bastard yourself!
Red and White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Long Sleeve
What a special treat for you or a friend or that miserable arrogant bastard in your life --- surely we all have at least one! With "ARROGANT BASTARD ALE" and "YOU'RE NOT WORTHY" running up and down the sleeves, this shirt is quite an eye-catcher and always a great seller.
Gold on Forest Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
"God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world." Hey, anything to keep those Irish in check, eh?!! At some of my events, this T-Shirt has been the biggest seller. It's all about the laugh, my friends!
Gold on Pigment Dyed Blue Spruce Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Here is my Gaelic quote tee! Translated, it reads "There is no strong beer, only weak men." This beer T-Shirt really smacks when worn with a kilt.
Subdued Black on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
"He knew the barmaids well in every town." Apparently, saint obnoxious is pursuing some tail in Canterbury. I don't know, I'm a little concerned about the smirk on his face.
Multi-Colored on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt,
"A little head goes a long way." This is one of the funniest beer T-Shirts you will ever own, but you have to do your homework and read it VERY CAREFULLY.
White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
"I drink beer buck naked, it puts color in my cheeks." OK, OK, way too much information here. Anyhoo, this is a funny beer T-Shirt! The front of the tee features the large St OBX oval in orange on mid-chest, giving a nice contrast.
Dark Evergreen on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
"In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there's bacteria." The Franklin quote beer T-Shirt depicted here has been recently revised and is more colorful than ever.
Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." I cannot begin to tell you how many people have worn my "shitty beer" T-shirt in Germany and received free beers as a result, seriously! This would also make a nice gift for that special beer snob friend or family member --- birthday or Father's Day, perhaps.
The Cock Inn
One of Obbie's favourite pubs,The Cock Inn, is a traditional English pub dating from 1713... (Click here for more!)
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