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Welcome to the wonderful world of saint obnoxious!

saint obnoxious™ is a bungling, but well-intentioned, beer drinking calligrapher and aspiring beer T-shirt magnate with a great sense of humor who tries to use his creativity to put a smile on your face. Whew! Enjoy innocent and sometimes naïve quotes,* original and those of others. Sit back, have a laugh and don't take any of my beer T-shirts, baseball caps or thongs too seriously. Anyone offended by any of my products should take the time to calmly sit down and have a nice big glass of Kool-Aid.

*It isn't easy being a 16th century beer monk in a 21st century world, okay?

Where I'll Be

Pints for Pets 2018   May 12, 2018, 1 to 4 pm. and 6 to 9 pm. at Peoples Natural Gas Field (Blair County Ball Park), Altoona PA

2018 Brandywine Valley Craft Brewers' Festival   May 19, 2018, 1 to 5 pm., Iron Hill Brewery in Media PA

Hops, Vines and Wines 2018   July 21, 2018, 2 to 6 pm, Downtown Selinsgrove PA

Brews on Lake Augusta   September 22, 2018, 1 to 5 pm., Sunbury PA

New Beer T-Shirt Around the Corner!   And sober, my merry fellows: ask not what your country can brew for you --- ask what you can brew for your country.

Obbie's Grand Cru is back!   Appalachian Brewing Company in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania is re-releasing Obbie's Grand Cru in May. The new version of this Belgian strong ale is made with cherries and pomegranates. Say tuned!

Visit saint obnoxious on Facebook   Please drop by and read about Obbie's many facets: his beguiling beer bottle cap vest, calligraphy on offer as well as instruction, his doo-wop a cappella group Gerry & the Attrics, old English pubs, pubbing on the train, yada yada .... all fun stuff. (and unfortunately, true!)

Rails to Ales!   That's right, have a couple pints of Pennsylvania's crafted beers and let the crew at Amtrak get you back to the Capital City, safe and sound. Train excursions to Mount Joy, Lancaster or Downingtown with saint obnoxious are scheduled throughout the year. Please call or email us for departure times. All trains leave from Harrisburg's Victorian station.

   saint obnoxious beer T-Shirts have sold extremely well at beer festivals for a number of years now. If you are thinking of selling our beer gear, please email us or call (717) 232-9020. Customizing any shirt to meet your specific needs shouldn't present a problem. We will make it easy for you --- only a two dozen minimum required.

Obbie's Specials
Any order of $100 or five tees receives a free beer T-Shirt of YOUR choice, compliments of saint obnoxious (max. $22 value). Please list 1st, 2nd and 3rd choices. Email

Featured Products

Multi-Colored on Apple Green or Aqua Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"Size matters"! I don't know what you have in mind, but these ladies like large jugs of beer and Obbie is taken aback. The soft cotton T-Shirts are generously cut. For example, Large measures 38" across the chest.

Dark Gray on Pistachio Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

This colorful T-Shirt is offered in Pistachio, ladies' cut (SO93). Large measures 40" across the chest.

Red and White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Commemorating Stone Brewing Company's Arrogant Bastard Ale, this tee is always a big hit at beer events. And sure enough, if you drink enough of this very serious ale you could become an arrogant bastard yourself!

Red and White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Long Sleeve

What a special treat for you or a friend or that miserable arrogant bastard in your life --- surely we all have at least one! With "ARROGANT BASTARD ALE" and "YOU'RE NOT WORTHY" running up and down the sleeves, this shirt is quite an eye-catcher and always a great seller.

Gold on Forest Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Hey, anything to keep those Irish in check, eh?!! At some of my events, this T-Shirt has been the biggest seller. It's all about the laugh, my friends!

Gold on Pigment Dyed Blue Spruce Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Here is my Gaelic quote tee! Translated, it reads "There is no strong beer, only weak men." This beer T-Shirt really smacks when worn with a kilt.

Subdued Black on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Apparently, saint obnoxious is pursuing some tail in Canterbury. I don't know, I'm a little concerned about the smirk on his face.

Multi-Colored on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

This is one of the funniest beer T-Shirts you will ever own, but you have to do your homework and read it VERY CAREFULLY.

White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"I drink beer buck naked, it puts color in my cheeks." OK, OK, way too much information here. Anyhoo, this is a funny beer T-Shirt! The front of the tee features the large St OBX oval in orange on mid-chest, giving a nice contrast.

Dark Evergreen on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

The Franklin quote beer T-Shirt depicted here has been recently revised and is more colorful than ever.

Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." I cannot begin to tell you how many people have worn my "shitty beer" T-shirt in Germany and received free beers as a result, seriously! This would also make a nice gift for that special beer snob friend or family member --- birthday or Father's Day, perhaps.
Girls Gone Obnoxious
One of Obbie's favourite pubs,The Cock Inn, is a traditional English pub dating from 1713...
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