Rails to Ales! That's right, have a couple pints of Pennsylvania's crafted beers and let the crew at Amtrak get you back to the Capital City, safe and sound. Train excursions to Mount Joy, Lancaster or Downingtown with saint obnoxious are scheduled throughout the year. Please call or email us for departure times. All trains leave from Harrisburg's Victorian station.
Visit saint obnoxious on Facebook Please drop by and read about Obbie's many facets: his beguiling beer bottle cap vest, calligraphy on offer as well as instruction, his doo-wop a cappella group Gerry & the Attrics, old English pubs, his wonder cat Mosby Michael, pubbing on the train, yada yada .... all fun stuff. (and unfortunately, true!)
Wholesale Opportunities! saint obnoxious tees have sold extremely well at beer festivals for a number of years now. If you are thinking of selling our beer gear, please email us or call (717) 232-9020. Customizing any shirt to meet your specific needs shouldn't present a problem. We will make it easy for you --- only a two dozen minimum required.
Any order of $100 or five tees receives a free T-shirt of YOUR choice, compliments of saint obnoxious (max. $22 value). Please list 1st, 2nd and 3rd choices.
Gold on Pigment Dyed Willow Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
This is my new Gaelic Quote tee! Translated, it reads "There is no strong beer, only weak men." The shirt really smacks when worn with a kilt. Although not listed, I'll try to keep a few 3XLs in stock so just call or email us for availability.
Dark Gray on Pistachio or Orchid T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
This colorful tee is offered in pistachio ladies' cut (SO93) or orchid junior fit (SO94). The M ladies' is 39" across the chest, the XL junior fit measures 36" across the chest.
White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
"I drink beer buck naked ....." OK, OK, too much information here. Anyhoo, this is a funny shirt! The front of the tee features the large St OBX oval in orange on mid-chest, giving a nice contrast.
Red and White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Commemorating Stone Brewing Company's Arrogant Bastard Ale, this tee is always a big hit at beer events. And sure enough, if you drink enough of this very serious ale you could become an arrogant bastard yourself!
Red and White on Black T-Shirt, Long Sleeve
What a special treat for you or a friend or that miserable arrogant bastard in your life --- surely we all have at least one! With "ARROGANT BASTARD ALE" and "YOU'RE NOT WORTHY" running up and down the sleeves, this shirt is quite an eye-catcher and always a great seller.
Red and Gold on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
"Who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long." Written in German and attributed to Martin Luther, this new addition is selling very well.
Subdued Black on Sport Grey T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Apparently, saint obnoxious is pursuing some tail in Canterbury. I don't know, I'm a little concerned about the smirk on his face.
Gold on Forest Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Hey, anything to keep those Irish in check! At some of my events, this tee has been the biggest seller. It's all about the laugh, my friends!
Blue and White on Heather Red T-Shirt, Short Sleeve
Ben never said it quite this way, but who cares? This is a 50/50 tee, but extremely comfortable I assure you. The signature, by the way, has been traced from a photo of an original example.
Multi-Colored on Apple Green or Aqua T-Shirt
I don't know what you have in mind, but these ladies like large jugs of beer and Obbie is taken aback. These soft cotton tees are generously cut in ladies' sizes. For example, the Large measures 38" across the chest. Please specify the color desired.
One of Obbie's favourite pubs,The Cock Inn, is a traditional English pub dating from 1713... (Click here for more!)
Welcome to the Wonderful World of saint obnoxious!
Saint obnoxious is a bungling, but well-intentioned, beer drinking calligrapher and aspiring T-shirt magnate with a great sense of humor who tries to use his creativity to put a smile on your face. Whew! Enjoy innocent and sometimes naïve quotes,* original and those of others. Sit back, have a laugh and don't take any of my beer T-shirts, baseball caps or thongs too seriously. Anyone offended by any of my products should take the time to calmly sit down and have a nice big glass of Kool-Aid.
*It isn't easy being a 16th century beer monk in a 21st century world, okay?
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