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Welcome to the wonderful world of Funny Beer T-Shirts and Apparel by saint obnoxious!

saint obnoxious™ is a bungling, but well-intentioned, beer drinking calligrapher and aspiring Beer T-shirt magnate with a great sense of humor who tries to use his creativity to put a smile on your face. Whew! Enjoy innocent and sometimes naïve quotes,* original and those of others. Sit back, have a laugh and don't take any of my funny Beer T-shirts and Apparel too seriously. Anyone offended by any of my products should take the time to calmly sit down and have a nice big glass of Kool-Aid.

*It isn't easy being a 16th century beer monk in a 21st century world, okay?

Where I'll Be

Rails to Ales!   That's right, have a couple pints of Pennsylvania's crafted beers and let the crew at Amtrak get you back to the Capital City, safe and sound. Train excursions to Mount Joy, Lancaster or Downingtown with saint obnoxious are scheduled throughout the year. Please call or email us for departure times. All trains leave from Harrisburg's Victorian station.

Visit saint obnoxious on Facebook   Please drop by and read about Obbie's many facets: his beguiling beer bottle cap vest, calligraphy on offer as well as instruction, his doo-wop a cappella group Gerry & the Attrics, old English pubs, pubbing on the train, yada yada .... all fun stuff. (and unfortunately, true!)

   saint obnoxious Beer T-Shirts have sold extremely well at beer festivals for a number of years now. If you are thinking of selling our beer gear, please email us or call (717) 232-9020. Customizing any shirt to meet your specific needs shouldn't present a problem. We will make it easy for you --- only a two dozen minimum required.

Obbie's Specials
NOW THROUGH CHRISTMAS DAY! Buy two or more tees and receive an extra shirt of my choice, compliments of saint obnoxious. Size and color may be specified at your discretion in the "Instructions to merchant" section of your order.

Any order of $100 or five tees receives a free beer T-Shirt of YOUR choice, compliments of saint obnoxious (max. $22 value). Please list 1st, 2nd and 3rd choices. Email

Featured Products

Dark Gray on Pistachio Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"REAL WOMEN always drink craft beer." This colorful beer T-Shirt is offered in Pistachio, ladies' cut (SO93). Large measures 40" across the chest.

Gold on Forest Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world." Hey, anything to keep those Irish in check, eh?!! At some of my events, this T-Shirt has been the biggest seller. It's all about the laugh, my friends!

Gold on Pigment Dyed Blue Spruce Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Here is my Gaelic quote tee! Translated, it reads "There is no strong beer, only weak men." This beer T-Shirt really smacks when worn with a kilt.

Subdued Black on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"He knew the barmaids well in every town." Apparently, saint obnoxious is pursuing some tail in Canterbury. I don't know, I'm a little concerned about the smirk on his face.

Multi-Colored on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"A little head goes a long way." This is one of the funniest beer T-Shirts you will ever own, but you have to do your homework and read it VERY CAREFULLY.

White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"I drink beer buck naked, it puts color in my cheeks." OK, OK, way too much information here. Anyhoo, this is a funny beer T-Shirt! The front of the tee features the large St OBX oval in orange on mid-chest, giving a nice contrast.

Dark Evergreen on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there's bacteria." The Franklin quote beer T-Shirt depicted here has been recently revised and is more colorful than ever.

Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." I cannot begin to tell you how many people have worn my "shitty beer" T-shirt in Germany and received free beers as a result, seriously! This would also make a nice gift for that special beer snob friend or family member --- birthday or Father's Day, perhaps.
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