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If a particular shirt strikes your fancy and you don't see your size listed, please contact us at saintobnoxious@verizon.net or call (717) 232-9020. We may have it in stock.

Please note, four of the ladies' T-Shirts listed here are junior fit sizes, and not very big! If you really want a small, tight fit, email us and ask for Medium.

#SO93 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back and Front
Dark Gray on Pistachio Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"REAL WOMEN always drink craft beer." This colorful Beer T-Shirt is offered in Pistachio, ladies' cut sizes. Large measures 40" across the chest.

Size:   

Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $22.00
XX-Large - $24.00

#SO93
#SO93 - Women's beer t-shirt
Swan Upping and Beer Tipping
#SO92 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back
Navy on Light Blue Heather Ringer Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"You look like I could use a beer." Poor Obbie - he has chicks all over the place and still wears a frown. Will he ever get it right? These are offered in junior fit sizes, Large measuring 34" across the chest.

Size:   

Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $22.00
XX-Large - $24.00

#SO92
#SO92 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front
#SO55 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front
Multi-Colored on Apple Green or Aqua Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Size matters"! I don't know what you have in mind, but the ladies on these funny beer shirts like large jugs of beer and Obbie is taken aback. These soft cotton tees are generously cut. For example, Large measures 38" across the chest.

Size:   

Large - Apple Green, Large - Aqua, Medium - Apple Green, Medium - Aqua, X-Large - Apple Green, X-Large - Aqua - $22.00
XX-Large - Apple Green, XX-Large - Aqua - $24.00

#SO55
#SO55 - Women's beer t-shirt
Just ONE glass of wine a day
#SO88 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back
White and Gold on Jade Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"May your best friend be handy, May your partner be randy, And may your pint glass thirst only ... for YOU." This is the second in my "Irish Toast" series. Written and lettered by saint obnoxious, it promises to be quite popular with the ladies. This is not a junior fit cut.

Size:   

Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $22.00


#SO88
#SO88 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front Mid Chest
#SO73 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back
Hot Pink on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Drink 'til I want you." The re-designed V-neck tee is now available in ladies' sizes, sporting the new saint obnoxious logo on the left front chest. This is a very funny beer shirt!

Size:   

Large, Medium, X-Large - $22.00


#SO73
#SO73 - Women's beer t-shirt
The replaced version of this tee was a junior fit cut and featured a crew neck.
#SO95 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back and Front
White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"I drink beer naked, it puts color in my cheeks." This funny Beer T-Shirt is a junior fit cut, the XL measuring 36" across the chest. The front St OBX oval on mid-chest offers a nice contrast.

Size:   

X-Large - $22.00


#SO95
 
#SO70 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front
Multi-Colored on Navy Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"A cask of ale works more miracles than a church full of saints." Whether or not this quotation rings true or not is up to the buyer's discretion. The Beer T-Shirt featured here is currently available only in Large. A junior fit Beer T-Shirt, it measures 34" across the chest.

Size:   

Large - $22.00


#SO70
#SO70 - Women's beer t-shirt
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