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#SO49 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Dark Evergreen on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there's bacteria." Yet another Franklin quote that Ben probably never said. Never mind, it rings true no matter who fathered these lines.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $20.00


#SO49
#SO49 - Men's beer t-shirt
This is the Mayflower in Rotherhithe, London. At the rear of this public house, the Pilgrims set sail for America in 1620.
#SO36 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Multi-Colored on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"A little head goes a long way." Hey, pouring your favorite tipple is a very important part of the ceremony, right? With froth all over the place, how can you enjoy your beer? This beer T-Shirt is also available without "author unknown" --- please advise if so desired.

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Large, X-Large - $22.00
XX-Large - $24.00

#SO36
#SO38 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Red and White on Blue Jean Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"And sober, my merry fellows: ask not what your country can brew for you --- ask what you can brew for your country." OK, a little levity never hurt anyone, right? This might appeal to a home brewer in your life.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO38
#SO38 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front Left Chest
#SO1 - Men's beer t-shirt
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White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Life is too short to drink shitty beer." saint obnoxious knows he has to keep his shelves stocked with 'Shitty Beer' T-Shirts! Feel free to call or email us about other other colors/sizes that may be available from time to time. There are currently a few Burgandy and Forest Green XLs in stock, if anyone is interested.

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- $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO1
#SO6 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." No doubt about it, this is far and away the best selling beer tee from saint obnoxious. Stories abound of those wearing this T-Shirt in Germany and receiving free beers, seriously! Of course Red, Gold and Black are the nation's colors, so it's quite an eye catcher.

Size:   

Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO6
#SO6 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front Left Chest
#SO7 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Long Sleeve


In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." No doubt about it, this is far and away the best selling beer tee from saint obnoxious. Stories abound of those wearing this T-Shirt in Germany and receiving free beers, seriously! Of course Red, Gold and Black are the nation's colors, so it's quite an eye catcher.

Size:   

Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $22.00
XX-Large - $24.00

#SO7
#SO8 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back and Front
White on Navy Tie Dyed Beer T-Shirt, Long Sleeve


In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." I get more rave reviews from this unisex beer T-Shirt than any other. Made of a heavier weight cotton, it's perfect for cooler weather.

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Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $30.00
XX-Large - $32.00

#SO8
#SO8 - Men's beer t-shirt
The lovely Michelle, promoting saint obnoxious behind the bar at Appalachian Brewing Company.
#SO5 - Men's beer t-shirt
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White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Life is too short to drink shitty beer" in German! The front left chest is embroidered with Obbie on a silver background. Don't like black? This beer T-Shirt is also available in a variety of pigment-dyed colors. Please call or email for sizes/colors currently in stock.

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Large - $22.00
XX-Large - $24.00

#SO5
#SO5 - Men's beer t-shirt
Embroidered Front Left Chest
#SO42 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Navy on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Expose yourself to good beer." You have to be very, very careful what you say to saint obnoxious because he takes everything literally.

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Large, X-Large - $20.00


#SO42
#SO42 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front
#SO33 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Multi-Colored on Oceana Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Just say NO to Anne Heiser's bush." Now I don't know what Anne did to incur the wrath of these guys, but this is a colorful beer T-Shirt. You may even want to wear it with a kilt.

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Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $22.00
XX-Large - $24.00

#SO33
#SO33 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front Left Chest
#SO35 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Subdued Black on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"He knew the barmaids well in every town." Apparently, saint obnoxious is pursuing some tail in Canterbury. I don't know, but I'm a little concerned about the smirk on his face.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO35
#SO35 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front Left Chest
#SO15 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Gold on Forest Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world." Hey, anything to keep those Irish in check, eh?! At some of my events, this beer T-Shirt has been the biggest seller. It's all about the laugh, my friends, please take no offense. The Celtic cross of saint obnoxious adorns the left front chest, similar to the tee listed below.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO15
#SO16 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Gold on Pigment Dyed Blue Spruce Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


Here is my Gaelic quote tee! Translated, it reads "There is no strong beer, only weak men." This beer T-Shirt really smacks when worn with a kilt, the obverse being graced with the Celtic cross of saint obnoxious.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO16
#SO16 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front Left Chest
#SO10 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back and Front
Blue Green on Athletic Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"There is no strong beer, only weak men." This was supposed to be exclusively for the women, but guys started asking for it!

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Large, X-Large - $20.00


#SO10
#SO10 - Men's beer t-shirt
Weak man, indeed!
#SO45 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Dark Blue on Stone Washed Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"You look like I could use a beer." We seem to have trouble keeping this shirt in stock. Maybe it brings out the "chick magnet" in all of us?

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Large, X-Large - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO45
#SO45 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front
#SO41 - Men's beer t-shirt
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White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"I drink beer buck naked, it puts color in my cheeks." OK, OK, way too much information here. Anyhoo, this is a funny beer T-Shirt! The front of the tee features the large St OBX oval in orange on mid-chest, giving a nice contrast.

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Large, X-Large - $20.00


#SO41
#SO41 - Men's beer t-shirt
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. If you have to drink beer naked, go ahead.
#SO48 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Multi-Colored on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Beer, Bikes and Babes! just don't get into the habit ..." Obbie has been known to have fun with the ladies, but give him credit --- he doesn't drink and drive.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO48
#SO11 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Blue and White on Heather Red Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"God gave us beer because He loves us and wants us to be happy." Ben never said it quite this way, but who cares? This is a 50/50 T-Shirt, but extremely comfortable, I assure you. The signature, by the way, has been traced from a photo of an original example.

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Large, X-Large - $20.00


#SO11
#SO30 - Men's beer t-shirt
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White on Pigment-Dyed Navy Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"The immense importance of a pint of ale to a common person should never be overlooked." This whimsical but profound quote is taken from the archives of one of London's most beloved landmarks. Finished by Christopher Wren in 1711 and miraculously surviving the Blitz of 1940, St. Paul's Cathedral inspires millions who pass through its gates every year.

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Large, Medium - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO30
#SO30 - Men's beer t-shirt
St. Paul's Cathedral
#SO27 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Yellow on Forest Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Drink 'til you want me." This short sleeved beer T-Shirt has become popular at beer-fests and in the pubs. No guarantee for an improved love life is offered by this company. Interpretations of this quote are purely those of the reader and are not necessarily the intention of saint obnoxious or his parent company's CEO.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO27
#SO27 - Men's beer t-shirt
saint obnoxious beer T-Shirts work miracles.
#SO43 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back, Midnight Blue
White on Midnight Blue or Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"NEVER trust a skinny beer drinker." This beer tee usually generates a laugh, and it's popular with men and women.

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Large - Black, Large - Midnight Blue, X-Large - Black, X-Large - Midnight Blue - $20.00
XX-Large - Black - $22.00

#SO43
#SO43 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front Left Chest, Black
#SO22 - Men's beer t-shirt
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White and Gold on Pigment Dyed Emerald Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"May your best friend be handy, May your partner be randy, And may your pint glass thirst only ... for YOU." This is the first in a new series of "Irish Toasts." Authored by saint obnoxious, then written by him in formal calligraphy --- a beautiful beer T-Shirt awaits you. Like #SO16 above, the front of this tee is graced with the Celtic cross of saint obnoxious.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO22
#SO22 - Men's beer t-shirt
Wearing his saint obnoxious tee, friend John Ziegler samples the beer in Scotland.
#SO18 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"May your Wienerschnitzel always stay above your Lederhosen." This ridiculous beer T-Shirt is all about the laugh; please don't try to take it seriously. Basically, 'Don't drop your veal sandwich.' Hahaha!

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Small, X-Large - $20.00


#SO18
#SO18 - Men's beer t-shirt
This is The Right Reverend Brian Warner, ranting on about the merits of keeping your Wienerschnitzel above your Lederhosen.
#SO39 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Dark Blue on Crimson or Light Green Pigment Dyed Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Brewing good beer is a skill; Brewing great beer is an art." This original quote by saint obnoxious should appeal to home brewers. You know, sometimes it can be quite difficult to find a brew that really 'knocks your socks off'!

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Large - Crimson, Large - Light Green, Medium - Crimson, Medium - Light Green, X-Large - Crimson, X-Large - Light Green - $20.00
XX-Large - Light Green - $22.00

#SO39
#SO39 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front Left Chest
#SO12 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Red and Gold on Black Beer or Wine T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


Attributed to Martin Luther, in German: "Who loves not wine, women and song, remains a fool his whole life long." Amen, Bruvva!

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Large - $20.00


#SO12
#SO12 - Men's beer t-shirt
This man is no fool.
#SO31 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Gold on Burgandy Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


In Bavarian German: If you booze you will die, if you don't booze you will die anyway, so booze! saint obnoxious graces the front mid chest of this funny beer T-Shirt.

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Large, Medium, Small - $20.00
XX-Large - $22.00

#SO31
#SO44 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Multi-Colored on Navy Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"A cask of ale works more miracles than a church full of saints." This whimsical quote is written above the fireplace of The George Inn public house in Trottiscliffe, England, and I fell in love with it.

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Large, Small, X-Large - $20.00


#SO44
#SO44 - Men's beer t-shirt
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