Funny Beer Themed T-Shirts and Fun Stuff

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"Life is Too Short"

This is the plaintive anthem of all true beer lovers. It is performed here by Obbie's sensational singing group, What's an Abbey Four (three, actually; the bass caught plague on the eve of the recording).

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Obnoxian Chant

This chant recounts the humble origins of an inauspicious young monk as he cleverly planted his witty T-shirts amonkst an unwitting populace. Isn't revisionist history just grand! Performed again by What's an Abbey Four (three, actually, the bass.......oh, sorry).

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saint obnoxious Poem

The chap buried here
Died drinking small beer.
They all called him Len,
A fine sergeant major.

Down through the years,
To hisses and jeers,
The beers he consumed
Were all minor, I wager.

Landlords saved dregs
And put them in kegs,
Then gave them to Len
When he stumbled near.

The public was fuming.
A crisis was looming.
But Len never did like
A good pint of beer.

Till death knocked at his door
To even the score
And Len finally swore
He'd change his libation.

His life kept receding,
Though he never stopped pleading,
"I'll drink better beer
If it means my salvation."

But sad and bereft,
There was no time left.
And as you can see,
Len's no longer here.

Friends, heed this report
When indecision is near.
Life is too short
To drink shitty beer.

---saint obnoxious

...spending time with a significant mother

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