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If a particular shirt strikes your fancy and you don't see your size listed, please contact us at saintobnoxious@verizon.net or call (717) 232-9020. We may have it in stock.

Please note, these junior fit ladies' tees are not very big! If you really want a small, tight fit, email us and ask for Medium.

#SO59 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back
Gold on Red and Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." These junior fit beer T-Shirts can be very deceptive. Although Large sizes run about 32" across the chest, they are extremely stretchy and accommodating.

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Large, X-Large - $22.00


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#SO59 - Women's beer t-shirt
Isabel from Marktbergel, Germany
#SO93 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back and Front
Dark Gray on Pistachio Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"REAL WOMEN always drink craft beer." This colorful T-Shirt is offered in Pistachio, ladies' cut sizes. Large measures 40" across the chest.

Size:   

Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $22.00
XX-Large - $24.00

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#SO93 - Women's beer t-shirt
swan upping and beer tipping
#SO92 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back
Navy on Light Blue Heather Ringer Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"You look like I could use a beer." Poor Obbie - he has chicks all over the place and still wears a frown. Will he ever get it right? These are offered in junior fit sizes, Large measuring 34" across the chest.

Size:   

Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $22.00
XX-Large - $24.00

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#SO92 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front
#SO76 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back and Front
Yellow Gold on Jade Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


In Gaelic: "There is no strong beer, only weak men." With a V-neck and in a ladies' cut, Large measures 40" across the chest. The front of this ladies' beer T-Shirt is graced with the Celtic cross of saint obnoxious.

Size:   

Large, Small, X-Large - $22.00


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#SO76 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front Left Chest
#SO90 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front
Grape, White and Gold on Salmon Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Uppity women unite!" Now you don't REALLY have to get obnoxious about it, but let's hear it for all the confident, somewhat assertive women out there! This T-Shirt is a junior fit cut, a Large measuring 30" across the chest.

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Large, X-Large - $22.00


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#SO55 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front
Multi-Colored on Apple Green or Aqua Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Size matters"! I don't know what you have in mind, but these ladies like large jugs of beer and Obbie is taken aback. The soft cotton beer T-Shirts are generously cut. For example, Large measures 38" across the chest.

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Large - Apple Green, Large - Aqua, Medium - Apple Green, Medium - Aqua, Small - Apple Green, Small - Aqua, X-Large - Apple Green, X-Large - Aqua - $22.00
XX-Large - Apple Green, XX-Large - Aqua - $24.00

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#SO55 - Women's beer t-shirt
Just ONE glass of wine a day
#SO88 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back
White and Gold on Jade Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"May your best friend be handy, May your partner be randy, And may your pint glass thirst only ... for YOU." This is the second in my "Irish Toast" series. Written and lettered by saint obnoxious, it promises to be quite popular with the ladies. This is not a junior fit cut.

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Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $22.00


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#SO88 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front Mid Chest
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Back and Front
White on Black or Purple Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"NEVER trust a skinny beer drinker." The quote can be interpreted several different ways, so choose the one that is appropriate for you! This V-necked beer T-Shirt is a ladies' cut.

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Large - Black, Large - Purple, Medium - Black, Medium - Purple, X-Large - Black, X-Large - Purple - $22.00


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#SO96 - Women's beer t-shirt
Would you trust this skinny beer drinker?
#SO73 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back
Hot Pink on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Drink 'til I want you." The famous booby trappist, saint obnoxious, is featured on the front. Although it's a junior fit T-Shirt, it will stretch half way across the country with ease.

Size:   

Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $22.00


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#SO82 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back
Ultramarine and White on Red Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"A pint of ale is a dish for a queen." Bill Shakesbeer strikes again! Taken from "A Winner's Tail," this colorful junior fit beer T-Shirt is currently available only in Medium.

Size:   

Medium - $22.00


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#SO82 - Women's beer t-shirt
Bill Shakesbeer with the Queen!
#SO95 - Women's beer t-shirt
Back and Front
White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"I drink beer naked, it puts color in my cheeks." This funny shirt is a junior fit cut, the XL measuring 36" across the chest. The front St OBX oval on mid-chest offers a nice contrast.

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Large, X-Large - $22.00


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#SO70 - Women's beer t-shirt
Front
Multi-Colored on Navy Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"A cask of ale works more miracles than a church full of saints." Whether or not this quotation rings true or not is up to the buyer's discretion. The beer T-Shirt featured here is currently available only in Large. A junior fit beer T-Shirt, it measures 34" across the chest.

Size:   

Large - $22.00


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#SO70 - Women's beer t-shirt
Here I am in Cobham Church, Kent. In the background, Lord Cobham lies in repose. Cobham attended the trial of Anne Boleyn.
#SO65 - Women's beer t-shirt
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Black on Apple Green and Aqua Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Expose yourself to good beer." If you're looking for a small fit, these cute junior fit beer T-Shirts are just the ticket! Large measures only 28" across the chest, but it's very accommodating.

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Large, Medium - $22.00


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