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White on Heather Maroon Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Our Town is too small to have a village drunk, so we all take turns." Yet another ridiculous quote featuring saint obnoxious. This Beer T-Shirt should create a bundle of laughs. It is also available in bright blue and bright green in L and XL, so please inquire.

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Large, X-Large - $28.00
XXL - $30.00

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#SO28 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Dark Evergreen on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there's bacteria." Yet another Franklin quote that Ben probably never said, but this is a funny Beer T-Shirt! AND ... it rings true no matter who fathered these lines.

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Large, X-Large - $28.00
XX-Large - $30.00

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#SO49 - Men's beer t-shirt
This is the Mayflower in Rotherhithe, London. At the rear of this public house, the Pilgrims set sail for America in 1620.
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Multi-Colored on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"A little head goes a long way." Hey, pouring your favorite tipple is a very important part of the ceremony, right? With froth all over the place, how can you enjoy your beer? This awfully funny Beer T-Shirt is also available without "author unknown" --- please advise if so desired.

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Large, Medium, XX-Large - $30.00


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#SO36 - Men's beer t-shirt
Here I am at the Brass Rail Deli. I hope the little head on my beer goes a long way!
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Navy on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Expose yourself to good beer." You have to be very, very careful what you say to saint obnoxious because he takes everything literally.

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Large, X-Large - $28.00


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#SO42 - Men's beer t-shirt
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White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Life is too short to drink shitty beer." saint obnoxious knows he has to keep his shelves stocked with 'Shitty Beer' T-Shirts! Feel free to call or email us about other colors that may be available from time to time.

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Large, X-Large - $28.00


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#SO1 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." No doubt about it, this is far and away the best selling Beer T-Shirt from saint obnoxious. Stories abound of those wearing this tee in Germany and receiving free beers, seriously! Of course Red, Gold and Black are the nation's colors, so it's quite an eye catcher.

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Large, Small, X-Large - $28.00
XX-Large - $30.00

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#SO6 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Red and Black on Gold Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." My best selling Beer T-Shirt is now available in a different color. Now THAT didn't take long! This tee is only available in Large and X-Large.

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Large, X-Large - $28.00


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#SO9 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Long Sleeve


In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." No doubt about it, this is far and away the best selling Beer T-Shirt from saint obnoxious. Stories abound of those wearing this tee in Germany and receiving free beers, seriously! Of course Red, Gold and Black are the nation's colors, so it's quite an eye catcher.

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Small - $30.00
XX-Large - $32.00

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#SO7 - Men's beer t-shirt
I refuse to believe Obbie went through with this.
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White on Navy Tie Dyed Beer T-Shirt, Long Sleeve


In German: "Life is too short to drink shitty beer." I get more rave reviews from this unisex Beer T-Shirt than any other. Made of a heavier weight cotton, it's perfect for cooler weather.

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Large, Medium, Small, X-Large, XX-Large - $38.00


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#SO5 - Men's beer t-shirt
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White on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Life is too short to drink shitty beer" in German! The front left chest of this funny Beer T-Shirt is embroidered with saint obnoxious on a silver background.

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Large, X-Large - $28.00


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One of my satisfied customers wearing his tee at Ayinger Brewery, Germany
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Purple and Yellow Gold on Grey Pigment Dyed Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"The best beer is where the Priests go to drink." This is obviously a timeless truism. Trappist breweries are known worldwide for their superb beers. The front of this colorful Beer T-Shirt features the saint obnoxious logo in purple on the front left chest.

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Large, Medium, X-Large, XX-Large - $30.00


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Multi-Colored on Oceana Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Just say NO to Anne Heiser's bush." Now I don't know what Anne did to incur the wrath of these guys, but this is a funny Beer T-Shirt! You may even want to wear it with a kilt.

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Large, Medium, Small, X-Large, XX-Large - $31.00


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#SO33 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Subdued Black on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"He knew the barmaids well in every town." Apparently, saint obnoxious is pursuing some tail in Canterbury. I don't know, but I'm a little concerned about the smirk on his face. Study this design carefully --- here is a very funny Beer T-Shirt!

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $28.00


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#SO35 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Gold on Forest Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world." Hey, anything to keep those Irish in check, eh?! At some of my events, this funny, funny Beer T-Shirt has been the biggest seller. It's all about the laugh, my friends, please take no offense. The Celtic cross of saint obnoxious adorns the left front chest, similar to the tee listed below.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $28.00
XX-Large - $30.00

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Multi-Colored on Navy Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"A cask of ale works more miracles than a church full of saints." This whimsical quote is written above the fireplace of The George Inn public house in Trottiscliffe, England, and I fell in love with it.

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Small, X-Large - $28.00


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#SO44 - Men's beer t-shirt
The George Inn
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Gold on Forest Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


Here is my Gaelic quote tee! Translated, it reads "There is no strong beer, only weak men." This Beer T-Shirt really smacks when worn with a kilt, the obverse being graced with the Celtic cross of saint obnoxious. Sorry, this tee is no longer available in blue spruce, only forest green.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $28.00
XX-Large - $30.00

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#SO16 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Deep Navy on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"I spent most of my inheritance on women and beer, and squandered the rest." Surely a key to enjoying life is successfully managing your financial resources. Follow Obbie's example and you shouldn't encounter any problems!

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Large, X-Large - $28.00
XX-Large - $30.00

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Dark Blue on Stone Washed Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"You look like I could use a beer." We seem to have trouble keeping this shirt in stock. Maybe it brings out the "chick magnet" in all of us?

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Large, Medium - $28.00
XX-Large - $30.00

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Yellow on Forest Green Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"Drink 'til you want me." This short sleeved Beer T-Shirt has become popular at beer-fests and in the pubs. No guarantee for an improved love life is offered by this company. Interpretations of this quote are purely those of the reader and are not necessarily the intention of saint obnoxious or his parent company's CEO. Bottom line: This is a very funny beer shirt!

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Large, X-Large - $28.00


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saint obnoxious Beer T-Shirts work miracles.
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Red and White on Blue Jean Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"And sober, my merry fellows: ask not what your country can brew for you --- ask what you can brew for your country." OK, a little levity never hurt anyone, right? This might appeal to the home brewer in your life.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $28.00
XX-Large - $30.00

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#SO38 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Multi-Colored on Sport Grey Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"I DISTRUST CAMELS and anyone else who can go a week without a drink." What a funny Beer T-Shirt! I mean, what does a camel DO on weekends? wow. How boring; I'd never hang out with a camel.

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Large, Medium, X-Large - $28.00
XX-Large - $30.00

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#SO14 - Men's beer t-shirt
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Red and Gold on Black Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


"May your Wienerschnitzel always stay above your Lederhosen." This ridiculously funny Beer T-Shirt is ALL about the laugh; please don't try to take it seriously. Basically, 'Don't drop your veal sandwich.' Hahaha!

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Large, Medium, Small, X-Large - $28.00


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#SO18 - Men's beer t-shirt
This is The Right Reverend Brian Warner, ranting on about the merits of keeping your Wienerschnitzel above your Lederhosen.
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Red and Gold on Black Beer or Wine T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


Attributed to Martin Luther, in German: "Who loves not wine, women and song, remains a fool his whole life long." Amen, Bruvva!

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Large - $28.00


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#SO12 - Men's beer t-shirt
This man is no fool.
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Gold on Burgandy Beer T-Shirt, Short Sleeve


In Bavarian German: "If you drink, you will die, if you don't drink, you will also die. So drink!" saint obnoxious graces the front mid chest of this funny Beer T-Shirt.

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Large, Medium, Small - $28.00


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