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If a particular shirt strikes your fancy and you don't see your size listed, please contact us at saintobnoxious@verizon.net or call (717) 232-9020. We may have it in stock.



   
#SO11 - Men's beer t-shirt
Blue and White on Heather Red T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Ben never said it quite this way, but who cares? This is a 50/50 tee, but extremely comfortable I assure you. The signature, by the way, has been traced from a photo of an original example.

Size
$20.00

#SO11
 
   
#SO26 - Mens's beer t-shirt
Multi-Colored on Pewter Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Craft beers have gained a lot of respect in the last ten years or so, at least these men of the cloth think so.

Size
$22.00

#SO26
 
   
#SO35 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front
#SO35 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
Subdued Black on Sport Grey T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Apparently, saint obnoxious is pursuing some tail in Canterbury. I don't know, I'm a little concerned about the smirk on his face.

Size

L, XL – $20.00
XXL – $22.00


#SO35


   
#SO15 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
Gold on Forest Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Hey, anything to keep those Irish in check! At some of my events, this tee has been the biggest seller. It's all about the laugh, my friends!

Size

L, XL – $20.00
XXL – $22.00


#SO15


   
#SO12 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front
#SO12 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
Red and Gold on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"Who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long." Written in German and attributed to Martin Luther, this new addition is selling very well.

Size

L, XL – $20.00
XXL – $22.00


#SO12


   
#SO16 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front
#SO16 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
Gold on Pigment Dyed Willow Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

This is my new Gaelic Quote tee! Translated, it reads "There is no strong beer, only weak men." The shirt really smacks when worn with a kilt. Although not listed, I'll try to keep a few 3XLs in stock so just call or email us for availability.

Size

L, XL – $20.00
XXL – $22.00


#SO16
#SO1 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

saint obnoxious knows he has to keep his shelves stocked with Shitty Beer tees. Feel free to call or email us about other other colors/sizes that may be available from time to time.

Size

L, XL – $20.00


#SO1


   
#SO5 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
#SO5 - Men's beer t-shirt
Left front chest
White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"Life is too short to drink shitty beer" in German! The front left chest is embroidered with Obbie on a silver background. Don't like black? This tee is also available in a variety of pigment-dyed colors. Please call or email for sizes/colors currently in stock.

Size

L, XL – $22.00
XXL – $24.00


#SO5


   
#SO6 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back and Front
Red and Gold on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

No doubt about it, this is far and away the best selling tee from saint obnoxious. Stories abound of those wearing this shirt in Germany and receiving free beers --- seriously! Of course Red, Gold and Black are the nation's colors, so it's quite an eye catcher.

Size

M, L, XL – $20.00
XXL – $22.00


#SO6


   
#SO7 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front and Back
Red and Gold on Black T-Shirt, Long Sleeve

No doubt about it, this is far and away the best selling tee from saint obnoxious. Stories abound of those wearing this shirt in Germany and receiving free beers --- seriously! Of course Red, Gold and Black are the nation's colors, so it's quite an eye catcher.

Size

M, L, XL – $21.00
XXL – $23.00


#SO7


   
#SO41 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

"I drink beer buck naked ....." OK, OK, too much information here. Anyhoo, this is a funny shirt! The front of the tee features the large St OBX oval in orange on mid-chest, giving a nice contrast.

Size

L, XL – $20.00
XXL – $22.00


#SO41


   
#SO8 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front and Back
#SO8 - Men's beer t-shirt
The lovely Michelle, promoting saint obnoxious behind the bar at Appalachian Brewing Company.
White on Navy Tie Dyed T-Shirt, Long Sleeve

Now available exclusively in German, I get more rave reviews from this tee than any other. Made of a heavier weight cotton, it's perfect for cooler weather.

Size

M, L, XL - $29.00
XXL - $31.00


#SO8


   
#SO19 - Men's beer t-shirt

"A cask of ale works more miracles than a church full of saints"

Cobham Church, Kent

The effigies lying in repose in Cobham Church, Kent, are those of Lord and Lady Cobham. Lord Cobham was present at the trial of Anne Boleyn.
Navy Blue T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

This whimsical line is painted on a cross beam of an oldy worldy pub in Kent, about 30 miles southeast of London. Although it has saint obnoxious™ written all over it, the true author of this profound sentiment is completely unknown.

Size

$20.00


#SO19
#SO19 - Guys beer t-shirt#SO19 - Guys beer t-shirt
Martin Crawley (Downton Abbey?) is enjoying himself at the Great
British Beer Festival in London.



   
#SO33 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
#SO33 - Men's beer t-shirt
Left front chest
Multicolored on Oceana T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Now I don't know what Anne did to incur the wrath of these guys, but this is a colorful shirt. You may even want to wear it with a kilt.


Size

M, L, XL – $20.00
2XL – $22.00


#SO33


   
#SO45 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
#SO45 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front
Navy on Light Blue Heather Ringer
T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

We seem to have trouble keeping this shirt in stock.  Maybe it brings out the "chick magnet" in all of us?

Size

$20.00

#SO45


   


   
#SO47 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
#SO47 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front

shamrock

Chocolate on Willow Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Beerhenge holds a special place in Obbie's heart, for he grew up near this local landmark. The reflective bottles of Beerhenge afforded saint obnoxious™ the opportunity to shed much of his canned frustration experienced early on in life.

Size

$20.00

#SO47


   
#SO30 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back

St. Paul's Cathedral

#SO30 - Men's beer t-shirt
Left front chest
White on Pigment-Dyed Navy T-Shirt,
Short Sleeve

This whimsical but profound quote is taken from the archives of one of London's most beloved landmarks. Finished by Christopher Wren in 1711 and miraculously surviving the Blitz of 1940, St. Paul's Cathedral inspires millions who pass through its gates every year.

Size

$20.00

#SO30


   
#SO27 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back

shamrock

#SO27 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front

kiss
See? The shirt really does work!

Yellow on Forest Green T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

This short sleeve shirt has become popular at beer-fests and in the pubs.

No guarantee for an improved love life is offered by this company. Interpretations of this quote are purely those of the reader and are not necessarily the intention of saint obnoxious™ or his parent company's CEO.

Also available in Navy.  Please call.


Size

$20.00

#SO27


   
#SO20 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back

#SO20 - Men's beer t-shirt
#SO20 - Men's beer t-shirt
Left front chest






St. Margaret's Church,
Ifield, Kent
Golden Yellow on Pigment-Dyed Cinnamon T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Yes, Virginia, there is a saint obnoxious beer. Brewed by Appalachian Brewing Company here in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Obbie's Grand Cru follows the Belgian style of tradition with an elevated abv. of over 8 percent – spicy, fruity and deceptively light!

These gorgeous tees feature the intricately embroidered Grand Cru label on the front left chest.


Size

$24.00

#SO20


   
#SO31 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
#SO31 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front
Yellow on Maroon
T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

The old German saying "If you get soused, you die. If you don't get soused, you die anyway. So, get soused." is a great ice breaker at beer-fests and is re-kindling the art of conversation. Those who read German and those who don't have a clue will be stopping you for a chat about your shirt. It should be noted that saint obnoxious™ would strongly object to us including the English translation.

Size

$20.00

#SO31


   
#SO22 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front
#SO22 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
White and Gold on Pigment Dyed Emerald T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

This is the first in a new series of "Irish Toasts." Authored by saint obnoxious, then written by him in formal calligraphy --- a beautiful shirt awaits you.


Size

$20.00


#SO22


   
#SO10 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front and Back

Dark Brown on Athletic Grey T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

This was supposed to be exclusively for the women, but guys started asking for it!


Size

$20.00

#SO10
#SO24 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back

Multicolored on Mustard, Yam or Spruce Green T-shirt, Short Sleeve

Any prudent publican in eighteenth century England would have recorded the beers you had consumed in his establishment and kept an updated tally on a piece of slate. Obviously, Obbie hasn't minded his pints and quarts.

Honestly, these are the nicest shirts I've done to date. Although available in three colors, the color of your choice cannot be guaranteed so please list first and second choices in the 'Instructions to merchant' tab of the PayPal checkout. Embroidered with the saint obnoxious logo on the left front chest.


Size
Color

$24.00

#SO24
#SO18 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back

Red and Gold on Black T-shirt, Short Sleeve

Although this ridiculous quote sounds very suggestive, translated it merely means "Don't drop your food." Always good for a laugh and sporting the national colors of Germany, the shirt features saint obnoxious printed in Gold on the front left chest.


Size

$20.00

#SO18
#SO49 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back
#SO49 - Men's beer t-shirt
Left front chest
Blue Green on Pigment-Dyed Grey or Khaki T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Yet another Franklin quote that Ben never said. Never mind, it rings true no matter who fathered these lines. This lovely embroidered tee is also available in khaki and in a few smaller/larger sizes as well, so please contact us if interested.


Size
Color

$20.00

#SO49

AB1 - Men's beer t-shirt
Back

Red and White on Black T-Shirt, Short Sleeve

Commemorating Stone Brewing Company's Arrogant Bastard Ale, this tee is always a big hit at beer events. And sure enough, if you drink enough of this very serious ale you could become an arrogant bastard yourself!


Size

$21.00

AB1
AB2 - Men's beer t-shirt
Front

Red and White on Black T-Shirt, Long Sleeve

What a special treat for you or a friend or that miserable arrogant bastard in your life --- surely we all have at least one! With "ARROGANT BASTARD ALE" and "YOU'RE NOT WORTHY" running up and down the sleeves, this shirt is quite an eye-catcher and always a great seller.


Size

$24.00

AB2






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